Bliss

Science indicates that global warming is melting Earth’s polar ice caps and that humans are to blame for their own inevitable and catastrophic end. But all the folks in your hometown say facts are propaganda.

Who do you listen to? What, if anything, should you do?

Just sit back, relax, and decide eventually—with Bliss buoyant sofa, the finest in contingency plan furnishings!

When waters reach the “critical” mark on Bliss’s sea level indicator, Bliss furniture transitions seamlessly from attractive sofa to a SOLAS-certified safety raft ready to whisk you away on relaxing adventures.

Fully equipped with state-of-the-art features. Designed by the world’s top survivalist architects, Bliss comes with a paddle attachment (don’t let the future steer you!), rocket flare, and emergency strobe, should the situation ever get really bad/suuuper boring.

The user’s manual would be a LOSER’S manual if it didn’t come with alcohol and sunscreen, so we put all those things in the ottoman.

DON’T LET A LACK OF PREPAREDNESS LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A STUPID POLAR BEAR.

BE READY FOR WHAT’S COMING—WITH BLISS!